Great job, Milwaukee! Travel website readers like to travel to Milwaukee

Here has Milwaukee Recordwe use a sensitive machine known as Great job, Milwaukee! Robot to keep track of the city’s many appearances on stupid online listings, as well as every time a national publication acknowledges our pathetic existence in the Midwest. This week: readers of a travel site like us!

AAs we’re sure the Facebook comments on this article will prove, Milwaukee has had a bit of an image problem lately. But that can’t/will not stop our great work, Milwaukee! Bot, which today reports that readers of a random travel website, The journey awaits youhave included Milwaukee on their list of “Our 12 favorite cities to visit in the United States” Great job, Milwaukee!

“Just 2 hours north of Windy City,” the Milwaukee blurb begins, eliminating the Chicago reference whenever possible, “located on the shores of Lake Michigan is the bustling city of Milwaukee. Brew City is known for its thriving macro and craft beer scene; in the early 1900s, before the dry years of Prohibition, Milwaukee was home to four of the world’s largest breweries. While most of those breweries no longer exist, Miller still calls Brew City.Stop at one of the many craft breweries in the area to sample their aromatic offerings while sharing a plate of Wisconsin cheese curds.Or head to the waterfront to check out the artwork what is the Milwaukee Museum of Art: the roof of the museum is movable and the “wings” move at set times throughout the day.”

The spiel continues:

Milwaukee is also a great city for those who love the water, with 10 miles of lakeside shoreline and stretches of open water available to you. Rent a boat and motor or cruise through the freshwater landscape. Or enjoy one of the many beaches in the area. Three rivers merge in the city, making the inland waterways an exciting excursion as well. Explore by boat or by land following the Milwaukee RiverWalk, stopping at one of the many fantastic dining options along the way.

Milwaukee Mayor Cavalier Johnson tweeted about the big news on Tuesday, just hours before he tweeted about a Texas man who shot and killed 19 children and JESUS ​​FUCKING CHRIST FUCK THIS COUNTRY AND FUCK GUNS AND FUCK EVERY PIECE OF SHIT POLITICIAN WHO REFUSES TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND CAN YOU FUCK BELIEVE WE WANT TO WELCOME THESE FUCKING DEATH CULT GHOULS INTO OUR CITY AND CAN YOU FUCK BELIEVE EVEN JOHNSON IS LIKE OH WELL GEE IT’S JUST A BUSINESS THING. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

And There you go. Other cities like Santa Fe, Austin and Chicago are also on the list. Great job, Milwaukee!

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